So, since I passed my exam and am an RN now, it means that I get to keep my job, which obviously means that I get to start planning tattoos! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG. I always though my first priority when I had the money to do it, would be covering up the gecko on my right arm from when I was 15. But I’ve got a real hankering for a foot tattoo, I think!
Sex is not a goddamn performance. Sex should feel as natural as drinking...– (via nikolaiolivier)
daniel tosh: it would be funny if you got raped by 5 guys
internet: omg you're so funny tosh haha what a hilarious joke lol lmao rofl
chris rock: slaves weren't free but i hope they enjoyed the fireworks
internet: wow wtf what a giant racist you should be ashamed god your whole shtick is about race get some new material