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What I wore to look at houses with our realtor.  We may have found our house! More info tomorrow.

What I wore to look at houses with our realtor. We may have found our house! More info tomorrow.


My cramps are the actual worst right now, my period showed up a week early. I’m so done with having a fucking uterus. Get it out. 

J is bringing me chocolate.

My cramps are the actual worst right now, my period showed up a week early. I’m so done with having a fucking uterus. Get it out.

J is bringing me chocolate.


My hair is finally getting some length!
1. I’m a nurse! This is what I wore on my night shift at the hospital last night. FTR, yoga pants are 1000% more comfy than scrub pants.
2. What I wore today to a staff meeting at my 2nd job at a correctional facility.
3. Plunge bra!

I suffer from same - face.


If you’re looking for a killer drugstore brand lipstick, I highly highly highly recommend Revlon colorburst matte balm. Amazing pigment! This one is Showy, also own it in Elusive, they’re both perfect and I get a bazillion compliments when I wear them out. 7.99 at a Canadian drugstore, can’t go wrong.

Also needed an excuse to use my new flower stickers for my aviary app, duh.

If you’re looking for a killer drugstore brand lipstick, I highly highly highly recommend Revlon colorburst matte balm. Amazing pigment! This one is Showy, also own it in Elusive, they’re both perfect and I get a bazillion compliments when I wear them out. 7.99 at a Canadian drugstore, can’t go wrong.

Also needed an excuse to use my new flower stickers for my aviary app, duh.


Leftover stuff that didn’t sell on lj. Anybody on here interested? Shoot me a message with any questions. For reference, I’m 5’6”, weigh 225lbs, wear a 40DDD bra, and usually an 18 dress size. In order, ASOS dress, Old Navy dress, F21 dress, RIcki’s top, and Eshakti dress. 

EDIT: Prices depend on where you live, as Canada Post is pricey to ship. If you are interested or have questions, shoot me an ask with your zip or postal code and i’ll give you a price. 


Wearing too much black lately. Is that a thing, even?

Wearing too much black lately. Is that a thing, even?


What would you buy if you had 130 bones in your paypal taking up space?


What I wore to spend the afternoon knitting at the best darn yarn shop in town, featuring very necessary rainboots.  It’s finally spring in Northern Ontario!

What I wore to spend the afternoon knitting at the best darn yarn shop in town, featuring very necessary rainboots. It’s finally spring in Northern Ontario!


Chubby girls.

Chubby girls.


Had to set up the tripod yesterday to photograph a bunch of dresses that I’m selling online. I can’t believe how expensive shipping has become. Anyway, I also fucked around with a few of the pictures in photoshop. 
I’m getting rid of this one because my 18 year love affair with leopard spots is petering out somewhat. Also, hooray my hair is finally growing. 

Had to set up the tripod yesterday to photograph a bunch of dresses that I’m selling online. I can’t believe how expensive shipping has become. Anyway, I also fucked around with a few of the pictures in photoshop. 

I’m getting rid of this one because my 18 year love affair with leopard spots is petering out somewhat. Also, hooray my hair is finally growing. 


Thrifted a Fred Eaglesmith tee today! I like trains.

Also NEW SHEETS.

Thrifted a Fred Eaglesmith tee today! I like trains.

Also NEW SHEETS.
Heading to the laundromat. In love with this Marc New York jacket that I scored at Winners. My bff makes fun of me all the time because I buy too many coats and jackets, but when the weather turns I just can’t help it!

Boots are docs, size 38. Socks and purse are from Roots.  Tights are f21+, 2X,  and sweater you can barely see is from Warehouse One.

Heading to the laundromat. In love with this Marc New York jacket that I scored at Winners. My bff makes fun of me all the time because I buy too many coats and jackets, but when the weather turns I just can’t help it!

Boots are docs, size 38. Socks and purse are from Roots. Tights are f21+, 2X, and sweater you can barely see is from Warehouse One.
Trying to do a little online business, but this little asshole won’t stay out of my lap. 
Last day off, it’s been a great week full of food and shopping and sex, and I didn’t even leave the city, haha. Is that what they call a ‘staycation’?  

Trying to do a little online business, but this little asshole won’t stay out of my lap. 

Last day off, it’s been a great week full of food and shopping and sex, and I didn’t even leave the city, haha. Is that what they call a ‘staycation’?  


Having the best morning, you guys. Doing dishes, dancing to Led Zeppelin in my underwear. What does the day hold? Probably laundry. (but i secretly love doing laundry, so….)

Having the best morning, you guys. Doing dishes, dancing to Led Zeppelin in my underwear. What does the day hold? Probably laundry. (but i secretly love doing laundry, so….)


Self portrait. April 2nd, 2014.

Self portrait. April 2nd, 2014.


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