UTERINE AGONY. I tried to fix it with a bottle of raspberry absolut vodka that Keith left in my freezer last weekend, and it worked. We don’t have any advil, but I found drinking alone + smoking several superslim menthol benson & hedges were JUST AS EFFECTIVE and also more fun.
Also I bought this thing on Ebay, I think, but I don’t really remember? I think it’s supposed to be a stag.
I didn’t even get an interview for the job I wanted, and I was so upset, but then I got over it and applied for like, 20 more mental health nursing positions, mostly in Ottawa and Toronto. Fingers crossed.
Last night at Crotch’s Boner. I am so seriously hungover today, but I had enough wits about me to at least bake my stepmom a birthday cake…strawberry lemon yogurt. SO GOOD.
I’m in bed with my CRNE prep guide but really all I want to do is play DRAW SOMETHING, so just add me, k? Bearfancy is my user name. ALSO Joel is making deep dish pizza for supper, so everything is pretty much perfect right now.
What I wore on a movie and beer date.
We saw Cabin in the Woods and it was sooooo good. And then we went to our favourite pub and drank beer, and a burlesque dancer asked to borrow my sequin vest (F21) for her next show, LOL. I bleached the shit out of my hair today and I’m mostly okay with it.
What I wore to go to the mall and buy hair dye.
I haven’t had proper foils done in 6+ months now, but because my hair is so light coloured naturally, you can’t much tell where it’s grown out. I’m broke as fuck until somebody hires a nurses’ ass, so I bought a DIY bleach kit, and let’s just see how that goes.
It’s warm and windy out today, and I didn’t have to wear a jacket, with is crazy for Northern Ontario in mid-April. I love these nude patenty-looking flats - I’ve missed them during the winter. Also this is a new shirt that I bought from F21 for like six dollars and I love the colour.
Cleaning out my iPhone camera roll, here are some fauxtography vanity shots from this week.
Fat girl on a bed.
I was somewhat productive today…I cleaned out my linen closet, organized my makeup, went to a garage sale, and walked around downtown for a couple of hours. Anything to avoid studying for my registration exam. Applying to another posting at the hospital this weekend…wish me luck!
I think I’ll bleach my hair tomorrow.
DYING THINGS: my tank top came out a pretty decent shade. The denim jacket, as shown in the second picture, was a mild success. It’s a very light citrusy shade, and the dye job is uneven, so it looks kind of distressed and that’s kind of neat. The last picture shows my tea-dyed top, which I’m quite happy with. Hurrah! Next time I’m buying fuschia dye.
ALSO in the middle of my dying adventure the mailperson arrived bearing the sequin vest of my DREAMS which looks pretty fantastic with my Rainbow Connection nail polish.
AND why can’t I make my bangs do this without sleeping on them for 8+ hours first?